Top Hats and Champagne, or 'that screeching annoying edgelord', is a virtual bar with a unique clientele.
We're loud, we're non-safe-spacey, we're compassionate, we're quite stoopid, we're drünk and maybe on 'meds', we're tight-knit, we're grammar elitists, we're gatekeepers, we're everything games journalists abhor and our pronouns are bro/bruh.
We're still quite nice if you ask me. If it wasn't for the pedantry. OH THE PEDANTRY!
We love our rules 'round these parts here. If you want to avoid getting horribly oppressed, please follow these tenets:
1) Try to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. We're a sophisticated bar, despite us running around naked occasionally. If you can't do so due to factors outside of our control, please let us know.
2) No unsolicited advice or orders of any kind. It's rude, and annoying, and rude.
3) Don't act in bad faith. Mostly, this means if you're asked to stop doing something, please stop doing it.
4) Don't self-censor yourself, like writing 'sh*t' instead of 'shit'. Self-censorship is pre-emptive obedience, and we don't like that around these here parts.
If you feel thoroughly entertained, the bar would appreciate it if you would tip the management. You can do so by clicking on the image above.
The bar owner will never solicit tips during streams, but that doesn't mean he won't put on a catsuit and tutu to dance for you in panicky ways if you're being generous.
Falko uses tips from streams mostly to find time to stream, as that means that he won't have to find other means of financing himself!
(There's also various potentially hilarious things happening if you tip $10 or more)
Falko is currently developing a pixel-art point & click adventure set in a cyberpunk universe called 'Born Punk'. You would help him out greatly if you chose to check out the game's Steam page and perhaps even wishlist it!
Go wishlist it. It's gonna be a good game. You like good games, don't you? And I bet you also like cats. The game has lots of cats. Checkmate, atheists.
If you really love cats a lot, you can also pre-order it here.