Who are you?
I'm Zurri. That's not my real name but I like it more anyway.
Why am I following you?
I've been on twitch a long time, child (10 years). You may have followed me when I streamed WoW or Pokemon Go four score and seven years ago.
What's the name of those fat cats I sometimes see?
Chi-chi (smaller) and Roji (bigger). And they're not fat thanks.
Where's that other guy you used to stream with?
He's not here at the moment but if you leave a message I'll see if he can get back to you.
Will you play WoW again?
"Never say never." - Justin Bieber