Egypt thrives on pyramids, mummies, sand and other pyramid-related items. And also the Karimonesers, a rare species of monkey from the north of the south of the north of the country. Their ruler traditionally calls himself Karim, which translates as "Another 'beer'". He is directly subordinate to the absolute senselessness. To revive the economy, pyramids are built or lent out.
The pyramid lender Ramses, founded by Ramses (ruler of Egypt at that time), was established to replenish the state treasury , which was empty even at times without money, at that time.
Origin:
Egypt had no money at the time (where would it come from, there was none). To make up for the non-existent money, Ramses came up with the idea of building a holiday park. But since cement, concrete or mortar had not yet been invented, Ramses had to find another way. Since at that time only stone and sand were available as good building materials, Ramses had to use them willy-nilly. When he was thinking about what shape to take, he found what he was looking for in triangles, because a triangle only requires 60% of the materials needed compared to a cube. Ramses became megalomaniac during this time, so the pyramids got bigger and bigger and it became much, much too expensive. The rent was 200 ÄM (Egyptian Marks) (i.e. 50 €) per square metre. At that time something like that was almost inhuman, today it is the rule.
Tenants:
With the introduction of the price per square metre, many tenants stayed away. Only tax dodgers and nouveau riche (lottery winners) could afford to holiday in the pyramids. The money was just enough to pay the fixed costs. Ramses had to cede the pyramids. And so they stood around empty. At some point they were almost forgotten. After a few years, permanent guests had settled in. Some unknown people buried themselves here in linen sheets (?).
The following famous people have spent their holidays here:
Angela Merkel: She slept there and stored some votes, which she always got out in time for the 2009 federal election. Klaus Zumwinkel: After he ripped off the German state, it's Egypt's turn. Anubis (Egyptian god of death): Slept here for nothing because otherwise he would have killed Ramses. Asterix and Obelix: Also slept here for nothing, because otherwise they would have destroyed the pyramids (just like the Sphinx). The German Federal Council (closed meeting): Somehow they have to drive up the costs.
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